A couple was having a discussion about
family finances. Finally the
husband exploded, "If it weren't for my
money, the house wouldn't be
here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if
it weren't for your money, I
wouldn't be here."
Before marriage, a man yearns for the
woman he loves. After marriage,
the "y" becomes silent.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I
don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Women are unpredictable. Before
marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after
death she respects him.
2006-06-05 17:31:55 · 10 answers · asked by ~ D ~ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-05 17:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-06-06 00:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:36:34 · answer #3 · answered by mal4rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by Seo yun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by AdOrAbLe LiTtLe PsYcHo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 03:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by funkygal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-06 00:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋