I mean, your fart (along with other farts) would go into plants, which would produce food, which would feed the hungry.
2006-06-05 17:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eat more beans, and save the world!!
The real answer is below.
2006-06-05 19:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here is the problem with farting. It is the sound and the idea of where that sound is coming from. It is coming from a place that is seldom seen by the average human yet we all no it exists. Most of these orifices are puckered and quite humerous if one would be so lucky as to get a look at one. Many have seen their own but it can be tricky bending over in a mirror and looking between your leggs while at the same time spreading your cheeks wide.
There is also the element and diversity of sound as wind escapes through the crevis of your checks. You can get a more higher pitched sound if your cheeks are wet and a more deeper less fluttered sound when they are dry. I hope this answers your question.
2006-06-06 01:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by JoJo Pnuckle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A NOBLE thing!!!!
I think we have to rewrite the definition of NOBLE!!!
I have an imagination! How would it be if all farting people ,as visualized by you in the NOBLE act of producing the MANURES for the plants, are first confined in a room, to feed for themselves the sweet smelling aroma and know the quality of their products.
I am aware that many people have an objection for growing plants using human excretion as a manure.
2006-06-06 01:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not "noble" just "normal" and yes, even normal, ordinary things can produce food for the hungry, like caring.
2006-06-06 01:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by HisChamp1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fart is in actuality diffused particles of shite. Which is quite revolting when you consider how many silent-but-deadlies people allow to escape into the atmosphere.
So, no, it is not noble. It is ignoble.
2006-06-06 13:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure....but I also dont know why people laugh at it....everyone farts and it can be helpful in ways so I am not sure if it is noble or not.
2006-06-06 01:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a very strange rationalization, but I guess it works.
2006-06-06 01:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but do not make it loud.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-06 01:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, it's something you can't remove from your system
2006-06-06 01:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a joke or a riddle??
2006-06-06 02:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Squall_22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋