Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

A town bike(girl who boinks everyone) came home to mom saying she was pregnant,her mom asks who the father is,she says"Mom,when you eat a plate of beans do you know which one made you fart?"

2006-06-06 15:26:29 · 9 answers · asked by Beeman11 3

this is a very very funny joke so please answer it remember its a joke

2006-06-06 15:25:28 · 28 answers · asked by Avneet P*** 2

You people rock!!

2006-06-06 15:14:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

did u ever get cought

2006-06-06 15:12:33 · 4 answers · asked by biggrizz2006 1

2006-06-06 14:50:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

C'mon...don't be shy, lol.
x

2006-06-06 14:49:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

The man who invented it does not want it. The man who bought it does not need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it.

2006-06-06 14:40:46 · 14 answers · asked by Izzy 5

2006-06-06 14:39:43 · 8 answers · asked by isyangets 2

2006-06-06 14:36:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-06 14:24:10 · 29 answers · asked by Laura 4

2006-06-06 14:22:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be?

2006-06-06 14:12:59 · 9 answers · asked by sammy 3

2006-06-06 14:10:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-06 14:10:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Think any number between 1 and 20 -don't tell me which -, sum the same number -don't tell me the result-, plus 8, divide between 2, subtract the number that you think at first.

If you have I brain I can read the number you got was 4.

Someday I'll go to Las Vegas with my show.

2006-06-06 14:02:41 · 11 answers · asked by JAGC 4

2006-06-06 13:57:12 · 8 answers · asked by andrea_seymour10 1

2006-06-06 13:50:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

i don't know was it is, but can soneone tell me? Quick! imma waiting!!!

2006-06-06 13:34:31 · 14 answers · asked by biscuits_10 2

2006-06-06 13:23:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-06 13:19:33 · 10 answers · asked by Barely 2

2006-06-06 13:14:19 · 9 answers · asked by EL Cerebro 1

2006-06-06 13:12:57 · 16 answers · asked by EL Cerebro 1

2006-06-06 13:05:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

ill take any joke you got

2006-06-06 12:56:58 · 23 answers · asked by Eric51 2

The one that makes me laugh the hardest and isnt a huge novel gets the 10 points.

2006-06-06 12:51:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

If anyone watches the comedy show "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" is familiar with this game. Only put down one answer, do not put multiple answers in your block.

The scene is "Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend."

2006-06-06 11:57:55 · 15 answers · asked by Chris 4

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

2006-06-06 11:46:32 · 8 answers · asked by Answers 5

2006-06-06 11:33:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man who did'nt know how to talk, would copy people's words. He heard someone say:"Forks and knives" and he repeated her. He heard someone say:"Goody, Goody Gumdrops!" So he repeated it. He heard someone say:"MeMeMeMe!" So he repeated them. One day the police found a dead body and were questioning him at the scene of the crime. They asked:"Did you kill this woman?" He said"MeMeMeMe!" Then they asked: "What did you kill her with?" He Said"Forks and Knives!"They said"Your'e under arrest" He said"Gody Goody Gumdrops!'"

2006-06-06 11:25:25 · 25 answers · asked by Paige 3

Is a teacher supposed to give a homeless child homework?

2006-06-06 11:07:31 · 7 answers · asked by zaazzy 4