2006-06-06 14:10:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you get when you cross an elephant, a hippo, and a rhino?
A Hellifino (a hell-if-I-know)
Courtesy of my 8 year old...she came home with that one today, and so help me, I didn't want to laugh, but I just couldn't help it...
2006-06-06 14:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by purrpletoad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Practical jokes shown in television
2006-06-06 21:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Vocal Prowess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear what happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
2006-06-06 21:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an american, a mexican and a black man find a genie. the genie grants each a wish. the mexican says "i want all of my people in america to be back in mexico", so it happens. the black man says "i want all of my brothers to be back in africa", so that happens too. then the american says to the genie; "so you mean to tell me that there are no more mexicans and blacks in the US?" the genie says "yeah", so the american says "well then i'll have a coke".
2006-06-06 21:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by 'Blank' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question,
Whats red and hard going in then pink and soft when it comes out??
Answer,
Bubble Gum
2006-06-06 21:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by Harold 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so black and hot when she put water in her mouth and spit it out it came out coffee.
Ha ha ha ha.
2006-06-06 21:51:31 · answer #6 · answered by HotMama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up!!
2006-06-06 21:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by cutelizzy2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what long, hard and full of seamen. a submerien
2006-06-06 22:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋