The one that makes me laugh the hardest and isnt a huge novel gets the 10 points.
2006-06-06 12:51:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We were so poor my parents bought me dead dog!
It sucked when I had to take it out for a drag!
2006-06-06 13:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Just Me 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he
Realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
(You'll love this one...................)
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"Cleanup, Register 5"
2006-06-06 20:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by SMARTGIRL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Then there's the dyslexic atheist who wondered if there really was a dog.
Dyslexics Untie!
2006-06-06 20:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Co -- MOOOOO!
2006-06-06 19:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by Kev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw yo momma kickin a can down the street. I asked what are you doin? She said, "Movin'"
2006-06-06 19:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot!
2006-06-06 19:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by themacncheesepunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money
2006-06-06 19:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by me_myself_and_i241 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the cowboy say when he saw his horse coming over the hill.....
HEY LOOK!! ITS MY HORSE COMING OVER THE HILL!!!
wow i love that one.
2006-06-06 19:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by lifisshortsoami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋