At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
2006-06-06 11:46:32 · 8 answers · asked by Answers 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're sitting on a newspaper and somebody asks "Are you reading that?" You answer "yes I am." You stand up, flip the page and sit back down.
2006-06-06 11:57:07 · answer #1 · answered by spackler 6 · 14⤊ 2⤋
Haha, the sad thing is I do ask dumb questions! Whenever people get haircuts I always ask!
2006-06-06 18:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, those are really stupid. They are only asked out of habit though.
2006-06-06 19:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by embarko3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes!!! I like #9-10
2006-06-06 18:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by madpl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good.
2006-06-06 18:50:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! hilarious! i do that all the time! do you?
2006-06-06 19:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ ♫ lauren ♫ ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are pretty funny.
2006-06-06 18:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you do.
2006-06-06 19:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋