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2006-06-06 14:24:10 · 29 answers · asked by Laura 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

i was the bug, i wonder who the windshield even was.

2006-06-08 04:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by kendra 6 · 6 1

I was the windshield. Just when I thought I was almost done with my work, I would get sent "just one more". So the sound of the bugs splatting was actually my fax ringing and spitting out more assignments at me. *sigh* These damn bugs are really starting to cut in to my Y!A time!

2006-06-07 08:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by half_cowgirl_half_angel 4 · 0 0

I was the bug that shoved the other bug into the windshield who splattered directly in the drivers line of sight and caused him to crash into a ditch.

2006-06-07 00:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by BrianL 6 · 0 0

i was the bug lack of sleep makes me unaware of things and i tripped and went face down on the sidewalk. I looked like a bug on a windshield so helpless and hurt...lol check ya later ♥

2006-06-06 21:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Oh yes, de bug (like in de plane de plane lol)
Work is becoming an annoyance lately that I severely would like to shake.
** S P L A T **
I will run around the office all day tomorrow shouting
"I de bug, I de bug"
I think that might confuse them and do the trick....lol

2006-06-06 22:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Windshield wiper. I didn't get pushed around, yet I sucked up to my friends.

2006-06-06 21:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

today? the windshield

I'm sure everyone could see right through me.

2006-06-07 23:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Sky 6 · 0 0

Like most of my days off, definitely the bug. I have slept away most of the past two days. Exhausted.

2006-06-07 10:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by Dave 6 · 0 0

Bug. I work at a local news station and we had "severe weather" which makes our life a living hell. (no 6-6-06 pun intended)

2006-06-06 21:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by geejtopia 5 · 0 0

I was the fly on the windscreen.

"Death is everywhere
The more I look
The more I see
The more I feel
A sense of urgency
Tonight"

Depeche Mode - Fly On The Windscreen (old song from '86)

2006-06-08 15:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0 0

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