If trees could speak, what do you think they'd be saying when they see you passing by the lane?

Question

You people rock!!

Answer 1

"My bark is better than that dawg"




--- LeeeN

Answer 2

Hey my sweet Willow, what do you think about all those people starting forest fire's?
My darling Oak they are still making matches out of us aren't they?

Sapling: You see that lady , I hope she picks me to be a shade Tree in her yard, Cause I just won't give her any leaves when I grow up.

Answer 3

If you're walking your dog the tree is hoping that the pup won't piss on him because he just blossomed and it's a nice springy day to spread his leaves and piss will just bring him way down and, being down is no way to feel on such a nice day..damn dogs, they have a way of spoiling all the fun

Answer 4

Tree 1: "Look at her. I bet she has paper in her bag."

Tree 2: "Yeah and some pencils too!"

Tree 1:"The nerve of some people. They have no shame!!"

Tree 2:"Look! LOOK! Did you see that? She through a paper bag on the floor!"

Tree 1:"MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "OUCH!! Where did that branch come from....?"

Answer 5

'' why are you d*mn people looking at me , ya i may have fruits on me or leaves but that gives you no right to look at me. i know im a beatiful tree and i dont need to be told that by any incompitent creatures such as your self. go walk your dog or something but STOP looking at me.''

Answer 6

They would say 'aren't people tiny' AND 'wow, she's got a rather large bottom!'

Answer 7

Look their Leaving too!

Answer 8

Slow down... Take a look at me. Do not ignore me! Hello.....Tell them not to cut me down either...You people need me...Look I am beautiful!!

Answer 9

You could swing from my branches anyday!

Answer 10

"What up sexy 14 year old, single thats looking for a date, how are ya."

Lol
So true

Answer 11

if the tree's Italian, he'll say "Ciao Bella" :-p