Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-05 21:03:40 · 12 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2

2006-06-05 21:02:54 · 17 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2

7 girls board a bus.
Each girl has 7 bags.
Each bag has 7 cats.
Each cat has 7 cats.
Each cat is a female and each cat has 7 nipples.

How many nipples are there all together?

Lets see who can get this right???

Oh and excuse the nipple count but its just a question. Thanks!

2006-06-05 20:56:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

2006-06-05 20:43:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

first to tell me the correct answers gets the 10 points.

1. what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?

2. what do you tell a girl with 1 black eye?

2006-06-05 20:40:03 · 14 answers · asked by reyes 4

You never catch cold going up in an elevator.

2006-06-05 20:35:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

riddle question...

2006-06-05 20:32:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

riddle question

2006-06-05 20:26:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were about to jump off the Empire State Building.

*riddle*

2006-06-05 20:21:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog
for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father"
The little girl approaches dad, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block? Mom,
told dog is in heat, and guided me to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed
the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay,
now u can, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time"
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about
halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her
home."

2006-06-05 19:57:18 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6

2006-06-05 19:54:01 · 7 answers · asked by veronica g 2

2006-06-05 19:51:52 · 9 answers · asked by MAK 6

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

2006-06-05 19:41:47 · 8 answers · asked by MAK 6

2006-06-05 19:39:22 · 5 answers · asked by MAK 6

2006-06-05 19:38:01 · 11 answers · asked by Basil P 4

2006-06-05 19:35:32 · 19 answers · asked by Samson 1

2006-06-05 19:30:35 · 5 answers · asked by MAK 6

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" th! e little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh it in our garden." she said

2006-06-05 19:29:33 · 12 answers · asked by True_Blue 3

How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?

2006-06-05 19:16:15 · 9 answers · asked by MAK 6

What is 4+2+=? 5+1+=? 3+3=? now name a vegatable

now what is your answer???????? see below








carrot

2006-06-05 19:11:54 · 31 answers · asked by littlebrother1961 3

Here on Earth it's almost always true, that tomorrow will follow today.
Yet there is a place where yesterday always follows today.

Where is this place?

2006-06-05 19:11:06 · 9 answers · asked by MAK 6

A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her
apartment. She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''

The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?''

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''

2006-06-05 18:53:17 · 12 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4

2006-06-05 18:50:46 · 6 answers · asked by kriend 7

2006-06-05 18:50:23 · 7 answers · asked by sammy 3

2006-06-05 18:47:01 · 9 answers · asked by kriend 7

2006-06-05 18:45:58 · 21 answers · asked by micheypoo 4

Does it feel creepy today? can't sleep? do you get that feeling u're being watched? Oh No!!! it's.....AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!

2006-06-05 18:44:47 · 16 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

2006-06-05 18:19:26 · 19 answers · asked by veronica g 2

2006-06-05 18:18:08 · 14 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

your name?
the color of the sky?
the opposite of down?

type your answers in the corerect order (like the questions) and it will become a sentence.

2006-06-05 18:09:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous