A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" th! e little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh it in our garden." she said
2006-06-05 19:29:33 · 12 answers · asked by True_Blue 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
owie!
2006-06-05 19:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep.. a bit of a twist in the end of the sweet story with the finale..!
2006-06-06 02:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-06-06 02:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by nis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny
2006-06-06 02:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by ksuccubis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats great, kinda twisted, but funny!
2006-06-06 03:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha awwwwww check ya later â¥
2006-06-06 02:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is funny. I can't stop laughing
2006-06-06 02:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Day Day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bang!that must have hurt.haha.good 1!
2006-06-06 03:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's hilarious!
2006-06-06 02:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ace_13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw rite....wisnae clatty or boggin.
2006-06-09 11:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by pjm777777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋