Hi to all - here is naughty joke -A dog running out of gas!!?

Question

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog
for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father"
The little girl approaches dad, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block? Mom,
told dog is in heat, and guided me to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed
the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay,
now u can, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time"
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later
with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about
halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her
home."

Answer 1

Or the ending could be "She ran out of gas so another dog is filling her up"

But that's funny... I actually laughed...

Answer 2

Good One PD!!!Actually i've read it before but still makes me laugh!!!
Heres another one for you!!!
A wild life park outside of College Station had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very 'in the mood,' and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time intern from nearby Texas A&M, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.

Ed, like most Aggies, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer but only under three conditions:

'First,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.'

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

'Well,' said Ed, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.'

Answer 3

That was pretty funny. It was a 53 on a scale of 1-10.

Answer 4

Good One
Thanks for 2 points

Answer 5

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Answer 6

hahahaha, that's why I love dogs. they can be really naughty sometimes

though most of the times their masters are naughtier

Answer 7

thats really funny. 20 out of 10
hahahaha!

Answer 8

heard it before not that funny maybe a 1/1000000000000 sorry try again

Answer 9

lol, never heard that 1 b4, keep the good jokes comin'!!!

Answer 10

Ahem. Well. That was some funny ****.