"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
2006-06-05 20:43:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two laughter points
2006-06-06 08:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!!!!
Check out ths one:
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.'
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' And so, here we are!'
2006-06-06 04:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha 10 outta 10
2006-06-06 03:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Ghetto Chickenhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High-larious. An original?
2006-06-06 03:46:54 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ha hoo hoy LOL nice try 10/10
2006-06-06 04:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, a bit of marriage sarcasm never goes astray LOL
2006-06-06 05:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi! All your jokes seems to be make me wince... hmm... 7/10
2006-06-06 03:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errrrr?
What?
2006-06-06 04:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love it 1000000/10 check ya later â¥
2006-06-06 03:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! that was great. i should tell that one to my boyfriend, he's always complaining about being hot. do you mind if i take it?
2006-06-06 07:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋