first to tell me the correct answers gets the 10 points.
1. what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
2. what do you tell a girl with 1 black eye?
2006-06-05 20:40:03 · 14 answers · asked by reyes 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Nothin' you've tried telling her twice already.
2. "You should've listened the first time."
2006-06-05 20:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. are you an alien or what?
2. ok i see that you have 1 black eye,,.
2006-06-05 20:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say baby i'm sorry to have gave you 2 black eyes. i would say opps baby did'nt mean to give you a black eye, i thought you was a stranger in the dark
2006-06-05 20:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by sweetistperson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. damn girl! you should get those eyes checked out by a doctor or something cuz that's just wrong!
2. you look like a frikin cyclops!
2006-06-05 20:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. nothing you already told her twice!
2. nothing she heard you the first time!
2006-06-05 20:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You should have just cooked dinner and stayed quiet.
2. Well, you screwed off dinner so just stay quiet.
2006-06-05 20:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the first 2 answers. maybe
1. try washing off ur mascara b4 u go to sleep.
2. same to you.
2006-06-05 21:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have beautiful eyes!
Does something got into your eye, may I help?
2006-06-05 22:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Fibee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Nothing... you told her twice!
2. Nothing, you already told her once!
2006-06-05 20:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i told you not to mess with that guy.
2. did you mess with that guy again.
2006-06-05 23:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by DJ ABK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋