2006-06-05 18:18:08 · 14 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris is my mom.
2006-06-05 18:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
2006-06-06 01:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jordan Bucher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my Mom of course!!!!. Chuck Norris never fights a woman.
2006-06-06 01:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom is old and senile. Um so is Chuck Norris. I don't know!
2006-06-06 01:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris will. his awesomeness will gleam through every living cell in his body, producing a bright glow and brain wash the whole audience and my mom into believing he had won. geez.. everyone knows that!
2006-06-06 01:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by chloë 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Gladiator would win anyday.
2006-06-06 01:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven Segal
2006-06-06 01:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by rp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would whoop my mama's ***, but then i would have to get involved, which could get ugly....
2006-06-06 01:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom.
she could guilt chuck norris into actual tears. which we all know have healing properties.
2006-06-06 13:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY MOM!
She drives a school bus for the local public school district.
2006-06-06 01:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by TOYS R US KID 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋