A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her
apartment. She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''
The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?''
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''
2006-06-05 18:53:17 · 12 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...... you nearly had me there. One part there I thought he was gonna be armless or something. But going to an apartment for the first time empty handed is a funny reply.
2006-06-05 19:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Obsidian 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-09-28 03:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by erlebach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke,never heard this one.
4/5
2006-06-05 20:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Ra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! 10 out of 10! keep going!
2006-06-05 20:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. I now have a new joke to tell people.
2006-06-05 19:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Day Day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's cute check ya later ♥
2006-06-05 19:18:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... that's funny. Its nice not to have to read the girls mind
2006-06-05 19:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha ! funny !
2006-06-05 20:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by gurlpower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and clean!
2006-06-05 19:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was cute.
2006-06-05 18:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋