2006-06-05 16:47:13 · 16 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he heard that chicken was a slut.
2006-06-05 17:15:31 · update #1
****== sluut
2006-06-05 17:15:56 · update #2
i was at the other side... yelling his name! lmao-> jk :o
2006-06-05 16:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THE SPHINX: You tell me.
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the man, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the man crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
GANDHI: All men should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
SHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of men to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the man crossed the road. We just want to know if the man is on our side of the road or not. The man is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT man.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on him.
RONALD REAGAN: What man?
SNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a human didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.
NEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no human has gone before. That's one small step for the man, one giant leap for mankind.
EINSTEIN: Whether the man crossed the road or the road moved beneath the man depends upon your frame of reference.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-05 23:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find out why the chicken crossed the road.
2006-06-05 23:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To leave town. Honestly. My Dad lives directly accross the street from the City Limits! LOL :)
2006-06-05 23:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by The Lonely Skywolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to chase the chicken
2006-06-05 23:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get a better look at the giant boobies!! Now c'mon, we all know this is true.
2006-06-06 00:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Oghma Gem 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz he was hungry for some chicken. :)
2006-06-05 23:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz it was the chickens day off?
2006-06-06 03:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To follow the woman with her skirt tucked into her panties.
2006-06-05 23:51:08 · answer #9 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to look for the chicken !!
2006-06-06 00:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by ggmsixer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get back the chicken n cook n eat it (btw ... is that guy u ... hey !! i warn u ... bird flu's still in the air !! lolzzzzz... ;)
2006-06-11 14:37:00 · answer #11 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋