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Question

If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!




Married life is very frustrating. in
the first year of marriage, the
Hubby speaks and the wife listens. In
the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. In the third
year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.



A couple came upon a wishing well. The
husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided
to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the
well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled "It
really works!"


A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


A couple was having a discussion about
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Wanna tell you that I am NOT a married guy !

Answer 1

Thanks for the laugh.



--- LeeeN

Answer 2

Good one, especially when in the second one you said that the wife listens in the first year of marriage

Answer 3

One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife ressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.
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A woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my goodness! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the h**l out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Answer 4

Going to the Dec 17 instruct in New Orleans. this isn't something new for TSO, they did the same ingredient very last twelve months. they have 2 separate traveling communities one for the east coast and one for the west. Heard the certain travellers are Robin Zander and Roger Daltry. Zander became on the recent Orleans instruct very last twelve months so i'm hoping we get Daltry this twelve months.

Answer 5

What's the difference between being married to the same woman for ten years and having the same job for ten years. After ten years, the job still sucks!

Answer 6

I can see WHY you're not a married guy!!! HA HA HA! I enjoyed that honestly (as a married woman). It's probably mostly funny because a lot of it's TRUE! Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 7

Ain't married life funny? Those jokes kinda remind me of our neighbors. They just go nuts and argue.

Answer 8

Lol, the only one that I didn't laugh at was the second one. Everything else was hilarious.

Answer 9

I am married. Some are funny but doesn't apply to me.

Answer 10

Funny stuff

Answer 11

You're silly. Keep writing..it keeps me entertained