There is a dead monkey and a dead China person!(I feel sorry for the Chinese person!) Who killed those things?
2006-06-05 11:34:49 · 9 answers · asked by Kirby and the Sqeaks 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is what happened (coming from a chinese person himself).
The Chinese person was eating something that tasted really good, almost like chicken. He tells everyone in the world, including the gods and the most powerful king. He says that the chicken he ate was the best in the world. Later, the chef that cooked his food told him it was a monkey, not a chicken. The chinese person was so embarassed and ashamed, he killed himself.
That's how you end up with a dead China man and a dead monkey.
2006-06-05 12:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by naruto 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The monkey was diseased, so when the china "person" ate it, he or she got sick and died.
2006-06-05 18:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by bvinjc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did ha ha ha just kidding I have no idea besides the comments of the other people.
2006-06-15 16:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
monkey had brain damage and chineese ate brain and died
2006-06-05 19:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was one of those murder/suicide deals. The monkey, having smoked a lot of pot earlier, bumped into the man. He went crazy and shot him. He then commited suicide. Duh.
2006-06-16 01:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dragon
2006-06-16 03:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by jinn_starr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush!!! lol jp
2006-06-05 18:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the moneky did it..
2006-06-05 19:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by brenda4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me!!!
2006-06-15 16:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by prettybitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋