Ok... i work at a grocery store and we have a lot of time on our hands. So today when I was stocking eggs i took one of the brown eggs and put it in with a bunch of white eggs... Then I taped a note on the inside that said "Segregation is Wrong"
2006-06-05 14:48:53 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You wanna hear another one... I opened up a cereal box that said "made with real bananas" and i put a whole banana in there and sealed it back up
2006-06-05 14:56:20 · update #1
I think the foxes and weasels would like everybody to stop discriminating against them and allow them to visit the henhouse whenever they feel like it. That would be 'fair', wouldn't it...? Hey, why not also have one that says "Forced busing is wrong"...?
2006-06-05 15:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, that's pretty cool...BUT...I also once worked in a grocery store, and here are a few ideas for you:
Take a loaf of bread, hollow out the middle slices, and hide just about anything you can think of...a tube of toothpaste, preparation H, sausage...you name it!
Put Ex-Lax in the free apple cider drink samples in the produce section...
And the only one I look back on with shame is the time I took an orange juice carton with the screw cap on the side, slightly peeling back the tamper-seal, I urinated in it - sealed it back up - and put it in the break room for the a$$-hole dockworkers to drink...
2006-06-05 15:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by regal_lager 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i reckon that is cool.
I'd appreciate it if i got those eggs.
When i worked @ mobile/cell phone store (heaps of time on our hands) we used put the dummy phones on a table outside the shop with note saying "are you really going to steal me" (only with flip phones) and watch ppl go to steal it and then read it when they flipped it open... good for a laugh... anything top pass the time..
2006-06-05 14:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know that is funny I mean someone putting a brown egg in a white egg carton. It like don't quit your day job.
2006-06-05 14:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that is funny; sometimes after a long day I just need a good laugh - unless the person is having a really bad day and then they just get ticked off... well anyway lol yeah it was funny
2006-06-05 14:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude thats f*cking great!! I hate the grocery store and finding that in my carton of eggs would be a trip... keep it up
2006-06-05 14:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by bluepunkinz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i would find that very funny if i found a box of eggs with that note in it
2006-06-05 14:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i find it funny....
but you have to know that we live in a world that everything can be misunderstood...you know what i mean.
i told this cause i saw some answers that have posted to you and as you have seen some ppl didn't like that.
you know...you use the word "segregation" and some ppl think immediately that you are a segregation-ist???!!! see....?
well do not think that i find that joke insulting.....no no !!!
i am also a funny person who likes that kind of jokes...however sometimes we have to be careful....
try to do this joke not in public.... but in your home, in your relatives....you know what i mean....in ppl that will not misunderstand the meaning of your joke!!!
Do not worry....i like your joke and i think that like in the most of ppl..who are open-minded....
2006-06-05 14:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by geoko86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I would laugh if I got those eggs.
2006-06-05 14:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by NJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Not hilarious, but kinda funny. I'd have like to have gotten those eggs!
2006-06-05 14:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but the FGI (Federal Egg Investigators) are on to you now.
2006-06-05 14:52:18 · answer #11 · answered by ^ _ ^ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋