2006-06-05 12:26:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How does a blond knows she actually dumb? when she looks in the mirror and realises shes a brunette.
2006-06-05 12:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head where in a swimming race they each had to do the breast stroke for a 100 meters. The brunette comes in first place finishing in 5 minutes, the red head comes in second finishing in 6 minutes the blonde comes in third taking a total of 13 hours. The judges ask her what took her so long she said I don't mean to tattle but the other girls used their hands.
2006-06-05 12:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by feisty_krittir 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? Becasue it said "concentrate."
Why did the blonde have bruises all around her belly button? Because her boyfriend was blond.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.
What's another way to drown a blonde? Put "scratch and sniff" on the bottom of the pool.
2006-06-05 12:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by maestra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is watching a ventriliquist perform. His dummy is telling all kinds of dumb blonde jokes. The blonde gets offended and stands up. She then proceeds to say, "I am so offended! Not all blondes are dumb, and you are making such a mockery out of the intelligent ones!" The ventriliquist, feeling bad at this point, starts to apologize when she inerrupts saying, "I was talking to the little fellow on your lap actually. You are fine."
2006-06-05 12:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Spazzmasta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought some of the lil happy sticker tink tink and went around for no good money and five dollar discount at cosco's at cosco onlyif u want some and one time girls in a jar. When that happens what do u say my lil pimkls? NOW THAT'S A TWO BY FOUR TECHNO DISCO CLUB FILLED WITH NOSHRIMP AT A CAR SALESMEN!!! AND WHEN U RUN ROUND WHERE??? OPERA IS NOT ONLY ON OPERA BUT SHE IS ON OpERA!!!!LKJH AMY GIVE ME BAG MY SQUAKY TOY OR I WILL NEUTER, SPAY, AND GET U A CAN FULL OF NO MORE CHAROLOTTE, I AM READY TO MOVE ON AND NEVER GO THE MALL AGAIN WHEN I EAT SOME OLD PEA SOUP, NO WAY. when a lil' boy gets all fed up he walked down my soup and found the left run as fast as u can, omg car!!! SWERVE RIGHT NO LEFT, QUICK STOP AT JOEY'S MEAT MARKET I NEED A MEATLOAF FOR SOME OF THEM ICE SPICE GIRLS IN ASIA:"?NEVER IF I SEE THAT BOY, AND A GIRL IN A TOOTOOOTTTO? WILL they ever make a car made of 50% gas, tele, Dakota Fanning and her brother air conditioner, and some fresh no way did i say????
2006-06-05 12:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by thejonsta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes on a tandem riding down a country lane.I`ve never come this way before said the first blonde.I know it`s the cobbles replied the other.
2006-06-11 03:06:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
2006-06-05 13:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by chips010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah Lots What do you see when look deep in to a blondes eyes? The back of her head.
2006-06-05 12:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to see the video of a blond in an American TV show? Actually, I felt bad for her because she really seemed nice. BUt it's funny!
Go there:http://fr.tv.yahoo.com/humour/
The page is in French, but the vidéo is in English.
You need to scroll down to "Les Nouveautés" (highlighted in blue, left hand-side). In that part, you'll see plenty of videos (or other "funny" things).
Scroll down till you find the pick of a blond with the title "Blonde urbaine" next to it (it's above the pic of a piece of yellow cheese).
PS: for those who would want to see it later but can't find it, scroll down till you find "Plus de nouveautés" ( = more new stuff). It would be in there - they keep adding material.
2006-06-05 12:52:26 · answer #9 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blonds were wondering where light goes when it gets dark.
In the middle of the night one of them calls the other: "Quickly, come to my place! I've found out where light goes!"
So, she goes to her friends place. The first blond leads her to the kitchen and says: "Slowly now....open the fridge!!"
2006-06-06 23:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by rikouliw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋