The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
(I thought it was funny. Hope you did too. If not..oh well. ~smiles)
2006-06-30 18:26:29 · 11 answers · asked by molly m 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO!
2006-06-30 18:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by angel_in_disguise930 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hate to see the person that would have sex with that b*tch more than once. There are times when I see that and I just want to take the mom aside and teach her a lesson about raising kids. I haven't any experience with raising kids, but I do know that the bad kids have come from families like that.
2006-07-01 01:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am ashamed of myself for laughing!!
2006-07-01 01:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care who you are thats funny.
2006-07-01 01:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, it was pretty good
2006-07-01 01:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that tickle me pink! LOL =)
2006-07-01 01:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke...going to have to remember that one
2006-07-01 01:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is totally hilarious!!!!! Bravo, bravo!!!!!!!!
2006-07-01 02:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grrrrmphhhheeheeheehee!!! good one :D
2006-07-01 01:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-05 12:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-07-01 01:34:03 · answer #11 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋