2006-06-30 17:12:40 · 16 answers · asked by baseballfanmom 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get a bunch of other men to stand there and look up at it and eventually he'll follow suite.
2006-06-30 17:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by onlineeeyore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mail him a pic of a hot girl with a whip and tell him she'll give him a free session with the best BJ ever,then hand him directions to a half-sawn tree and instract him to tie himself to a tree before she comes .Then make a call to a free gay hook up line and leave a message about horny sweet boy patiently awaiting serious offers under the tree.
Get your cam ready and picnic nearby ;)
2006-07-01 00:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by MA~RI~NA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
if a man talks in the forest and a woman isnt around to hear it, is he still wrong?
forest jokes are funny
2006-07-01 01:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by mr monkeeman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,.........
When you take him to look at "the tree"
he will of course say, it still has not fell, knowing he is wrong
look at him and say, you know,. I think you are right..
He will soon see that the tree in fact, has fell :)
2006-07-01 00:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, girlie. Just take him to the spot where you know the tree will land and yell, "TIMBER"!
2006-07-01 00:23:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, but better yet why not just have sex with your ex and then tell them how horrible it was, this time and every time LOL :)
2006-07-01 00:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dig a hole in the ground... then he can stand underneath it... What is the purpose of this question???
2006-07-01 00:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie them to it then make it fall >:D
2006-07-01 00:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by silverelffairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only God knows
2006-07-01 01:39:17 · answer #9 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeap, just pretend ur one of his flings and meeting for a quickie!!
2006-07-01 00:16:16 · answer #10 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋