name the funniest pick-up line?

Answer 1

Your name must be Traffic Ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you...

Answer 2

Give me your hand. I've got to read your palm! I'm sure I'll see myself in your love-line

This is exciting. Tonight's the night you get to meet your future ex-wife!

Tell me about your day - I already know what happened to mine

Do you think I would look better bald?

I'll be your life-drawing model if you'll be mine.

They say all men are drops -- but you look like a pure-bred.

So, how are you going to keep my attention for the next ten minutes?

Answer 3

When I tried to pick up the veggie burrito woman at the Grateful Dead tailgate party in Atlanta (parking lot of the Omni):

Me: Hi! Are your veggie burritos homemade?

Veggie Burrito Woman (who looked like Edie Brickell, by the way): Why yes, they are! I made them myself!

Me: Um, could you show me how to make 'em sometime? *wink*

Answer 4

Don't need a pickup line...The Look and a snap of the fingers usually works...

Answer 5

are u tired cuz you have been running through my mind all day-
i think that is the funniest.

Answer 6

Me:i saw a guy with a wooden leg named smith
friend:realy so what was the name of his other leg?!

Answer 7

I must be Oj cuz id kill for you!

or

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrabled, sunny side up or fertalized

or

Your parents must be retarted cuz your speical

or

Hello baby, can i pee in your but

Answer 8

My friend tried this at a bar with some gal;
Him-"I bet I can pick that gal up."
Me-"Yeah, right."
He went to the gal.
Him-"May I pick you up?"
Her-"Go ahead and try, but thats a lame li..!!"
With that uttered he picked her up, and carried her around on his shoulder.

Answer 9

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10-I-see.

Answer 10

Do you wanna' study astronomy with me so we can go take up space and I can look up Uranus and you can look up Uranus too?

Well, at least it's an OO (Oracle Original)