give me advice about life?

Question

pls.

Answer 1

The best advice would be:

Stop breathing, and all your troubles will go away.

Answer 2

'It goes on.'
No matter how old that line gets,it's still the most helpful thing I've ever been told.It has so many meanings.
From it I've learned that,life keeps going and I have choices.
I've come with a rulebook(Don't steal,don't cheat...etc) and I'm given several options and at the end,I'll be judged.
So I imagine life as some PS2 game.
Got the rulebook,the lives and the controler.
And the clock is ticking.
If I'm having a very bad day,I have two options,either just be strong.
Hey it's a game and I plan on winning.
So everything that I do not like or just annoys the hell out of me.
It's gone.
I don't like the person infront of me,so why the hell am I still standing there screaming my head off?
Hate the job?Why am still sitting here?
Or I could just loosen up a bit,people are allowed to have weak moments,I just let it pass.It's time.It cannot freaze.Simply put the game on pause.Let whoever's crying,shouting or whatever just be for the day.Just leave it like that for a while and stare at the ceiling.
I've also learned that alot of the bad things that happened to me,could have never accured,had I just acted better.
Now I blame myself for all the bad moments when I thought everything was just 'shitty' and it's my 'destiny' to live like that.
Hell,everything wasn't shitty and my destiny wasn't to live like that.I had so many other options than sitting in a ruddy corner,pitying myself.
It's so damn easy to blame the others than yourself.
Before you blame anyone for anything,make sure you had no hand in it first,then play the innocent angel that everyone is being 'mean' to.
And hey,you have to smile,cause to someone you mean the world.Even if it's just your mother.
You came here on the planet to do something,even if it's just saving a cat.
Give people reasons to make their speech in your funeral longer with more good things about you.
Just do your thing.

Answer 3

Life is full of ups and downs! We are born only to die! We love only to lose! Life is your childhood! Hopefully yours was great! I know mine was! BUT now as we grow older, life begins to have more downs than ups. Maybe thats why people have kids, A child brings the happy place you once knew back. Everything in life is a learning experience. But never let that child inside you die! You can be a responsible adult but still remain a child!!! Once you let that child inside of you die, you will be sad! As long as you hold onto that silly side of yourself you will be happy most of the time and others around you will be happy all the time!!!

Answer 4

Go and have fun. if ur not sure wot it is, then ask urself wot u feel like doin. i have a want 2 do list and cross off everything i did tat was on the list. i add things and look at wot there is i feel like doin.

Answer 5

Run up and down your street with a cat screaming "I HAVE A DUCK! GIVE ME CASH!" And then you will be accepted into THE CLUB.

Answer 6

@iamigloo i love that one! lols ummmm the only way to f u c k someone over is to do it on a ferris wheel hehe check ya later ♥

Answer 7

life is to short for regrets.....brush ur teeth dont forget or u have smelly breath......shave your legs.... uhhhh u figure out the rest it will slap u in the face!! WHERE A HELMET!

Answer 8

Find confidence within yourself, and keep a positive outlook.

Answer 9

Love every day and you will have few regrets.

Answer 10

always wear clean undies when you're going out.