A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast
2006-06-30 02:57:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoa! lol thats funny
2006-06-30 03:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by alliecatbaby 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh she'll take them off in an hour
2006-06-30 03:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by baseballfreak2570 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-06-30 06:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read it. Maybe that's why I don't get it??
2006-06-30 03:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. funny.
2006-06-30 06:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-30 04:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i get it:D
2006-06-30 03:00:54 · answer #7 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid but innovative.
2006-06-30 03:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by vampgirlgcl27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋