1 better save that. we'll need it 4 the autopsy
2 some1 call the cleaner were going 2 need a mop
3 wait a minute... if this is his spleen, then what the hell is that?
4 hand me that.. uh.. thing
5 yeah, ive developed this strange spasm in my hand. whoah! there she goes
6 rats, there go the lights again
7 u know, theres big money in kidneys. heck, they guys got 2 of em
8. everbody stand back! i lost my contact lens
9. could you stop that thing from beating? its throwing my concentration off
10. whats this doing here?
11. thats cool! now can you make his legs twitch
12. i wish i hadnt forgotten my glasses
13. well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us
14. sterile, schmerile. the floors clean right?
15. anyone see where i left that scalpel?
16. okay, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature
17. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
18. dont worry. i think its sharp enough
19. shes gonna blow! everyone take cover
2006-06-30 02:19:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well... I haven't heard any of those...
but when I had open heart surgery they added 50 thou to my medical bill because the surgeon left his Rolex in my chest cavity.
2006-06-30 03:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by The King of Spades 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have had three surgeries before. Most times patients are completely knocked out so you cant hear anything. Most surgeons and nurses are really kind though. Twice, I was not completely alert but I could still hear them and feel the nurse gently rubbing the forehead to calm me. When one is operating on a patient, one is in much greater concentration stage so any frivolous ideas that may exist before the operation, simply disappear while doing the procedure.
2006-06-30 03:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by dutpala 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some EMS-isms: RHOD/A - pink Necks extreme On drugs/Alcohol EMS - make money sleeping DRT - lifeless proper There DFO - finished Fell Out (as in "We became standin' there, and ol' Johnny, he merely finished Fell Out!") LARS - raise help Sheet (outside of affected man or woman/relations listening to it potential Lard A%$ Sheet) Ballisticlly Challenged - gunshot wound artwork - Assumed Room Temperature GOMER - (used by utilizing ER team) Get Out Of My ER POS - Piece of S$@# FOS - complete of S%#$ WOA - Waste Of Air no longer My fault harm Syndrome - A affected man or woman who's unhurt until eventually they understand the destroy became no longer their fault ALT - Anti-Lawsuit remedy (a affected man or woman who meets no criteria for trauma remedy, yet receives dealt with any way so that they do no longer have grounds for a regulation tournament). different names for EMT's and Paramedics - Ditch rfile, steerage Wheel Technician, Cab-u-lance motive force, Band help supplier. EMT's and Paramedics wonderful want: 5 minutes on my own with the man or persons to blame for initiating the rumor that an ambulance is an exceedingly good thanks to get into the ER without utilizing the waiting room even even as the affected man or woman is FOS.
2016-10-13 23:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the Dr. may have said those things, however I believe I would be under anesthesia and wouldn't hear it. SO the answer is no, I have never heard these during surgery....
2006-06-30 02:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never heard any of those, but did hear one say "I wish I had taken up prayer before getting started"
2006-06-30 02:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never had surgery before and hopefully never will, but thanks for the laugh and the points. LOL
2006-06-30 05:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
never had surgery before and never want to.
2006-06-30 02:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no how could you when one is under
2006-06-30 02:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by shirleypowers1953 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never had surgery so i wouldn't know. funny though
2006-06-30 02:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha. i never had surgery before
2006-06-30 02:24:29 · answer #10 · answered by t -oder 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋