Every Friday morning they would both be outside, cleaning their shop fronts. Mr Butch would always greet his neighbour by saying. " Good morning Mr Wong. What day is it today? " Mr Wong would always reply. " Today is Fli-day. " This would always make Mr Butch roar with laughter. Mr Wong became so fed up with this, he decided to take time off and go to elocution classes. Such was his desperation to pronounce Friday properly and shut Mr Butch up for good.
Six months and many hours of practice later, he finally could say..... Friday. He could hardly wait for the next one to come round.
When the big day arrived,Mr Wong was the first to start his cleaning. A short time later Mr butch joined him.
" Ah good morning Mr Wong, nice to see you back. What day is it today?"
"Today is Friday......... You PLICK !!!!
2006-06-30 05:45:25 · 11 answers · asked by bill M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The daft ones are the best,
( maybe because im a little daft too )
2006-07-05 00:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not too funny but it did make me smile for a moment. 5/10.
2006-07-05 08:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Velly funny lol
2006-07-01 01:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by button mushroom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told mr Wong that his chicken was RUBBERY.
He said AHH THANK YOU VELLY MUCH....
2006-06-30 07:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by headcage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL love jokes like this.
2006-06-30 05:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by missieclass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
How do I get this onto my mobile?
2006-06-30 11:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! that is so NOT funny.
2006-06-30 05:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmm........
That is a clap joke...
2006-06-30 09:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by isseybarbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
2006-06-30 06:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...
2006-06-30 05:53:14 · answer #10 · answered by Facey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋