Last Laugh Wins. What Makes You laugh?

Question

What makes you laugh most? Last laugh post wins the points.

Answer 1

ANGER MANAGEMENT 101

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying, "Hello."

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I realized I had called the wrong number. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally transposed the last two digits of her phone number.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an a_s_s_hole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks,when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a_s_s_hole!"
It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'a_s_s_hole' calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a_s_s_hole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for... I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for that spot.

The idiot ignored me.

I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first a_s_s_hole ( I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW a_s_s_hole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?", I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an a_s_s_hole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a_s_s_holes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello."

"You're an a_s_s_hole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen..."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a_s_s_hole."

Then I called A_s_s_hole #2.

"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, a_s_s_hole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are...!"

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your a_s_s," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, a_s_s_hole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

When I got there, I saw two a_s_s_holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and the channel 13 news crew.

NOW, I feel better -

This is "Anger Management" at its very best.

Answer 2

Odd dogs always make me laugh, at least the ones that aren`t protecting something. Yep those pants that are falling off the *** and the people keep pulling them up. Mohecon haircuts can bring a ha ha out. The best old commiedians seen Charlie Chaplin, gotta be more, good stuff. Last but not the least that makes this woman laugh is those wonderfull Chuck Norris jolks. Maybe something was in the air, that still is keeping me laughing.

Answer 3

Things that make me laugh are:
1.) when people trip, but they keep going like nothing happend.
2.) when someone tells me a funny story.
3.) Or when I listen in on peoples conversation while I'm doing things. Like for instance, my sister and her friend went at it about a stupid dance they were going to. First my sister asked her friend what she thought of her outfit. Her friend replied it's ugly and very ghetto. My sister frowned and then smiled and said thanx, but she did not change from the outfit because it was something she wanted to wear. Then right before they left the friend says ARENT U GOING TO CHANGE!!!!! My sister looks at her in disgus and screams really fast "R u serious, y would I change for u, everything u wear sucks, and u have no fashion senses, u wear flood jeans with holy nikes. Everyone at school makes fun of u, and i've seen ur closet and its full of clothes and shoes but everytime one of us picks u out something u find it ugly, so dont tell me to change when u should be changing. I mean come on r u color blind who wears orange flood pants, a pink shirt that says im single, with white and gold shoes. Nobody does, so stop complainin and lets go. Then after five minutes of staring at each other they walk out the door get in the car and the friend says oh gurl look at that hottie how do i look.
I thought it was funny.

Answer 4

I love a good joke,told in a bar, over a beer or two. I guess I would have to say that I laugh the hardest these days at jokes from the past...vintage....retro...you might say....Do you remember this one? I think it started on Saturday Night Live...
"Man!! You know what happened to me? I was sliding down a fifty foot razor blade and I landed in a pool of iodine! Man!! I hate it when that happens!"
" I know man!! like last night, I took this cheese grater and rubbed it all over my face like really good, and then I had this big bowl of salt so I scooped some of that up and put it right on my face. Man!! I hate it when that happens!!"

Answer 5

Some of the nuts posting or responding to jokes and questions on Yahoo!Answers are just totally off the wall! Some days I just laugh myself silly! HAZAAAH!

Answer 6

Last laugh

Answer 7

Talking about life with my girlfriends. I'd swear some of the things that happen to us should qualify our lives tot be a sitcom. Like Seinfeld...which by the way makes me laugh with the silly themes.

Answer 8

Anything makes me laugh. Sometimes if someone tells me a lame joke I start laughing about how lame it is.Oh and I love comedy shows.

Answer 9

Mushrooms

Answer 10

Young children, or babies. They are so funny, they love to just say anything that is on their mind, and when they do something wrong and they dont know that it is wrong, the look on their face when they get in trouble is so cute and innocent. children are hilarious......they can make you laugh when u are in the worst mood, they truly make the world go 'round

Answer 11

Children having fun makes me laugh.