If You can give me a good Helen Keller Joke that i haven't heard, i'll give you 10 points
2006-06-30 04:04:34 · 7 answers · asked by patyrick140 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Helen Keller went to town,
Riding on a pony.
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "MMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
2006-06-30 05:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Huey 4 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Why did Helen Keller have yellow fingers?
from whispering sweet-nothings in her boyfriends ear
2006-06-30 04:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats hellen kellers favorite child hood game?
Around the block in 80 days!
2006-06-30 04:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Rearrange the furniture
Leave the plunger in the toilet seat.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
If your name was Waaaaahhhh Waaaaahhhhh you would run away too.
2006-06-30 04:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Levi E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other one.
2006-06-30 04:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by lifelover581 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did Helen Keller burn her hands??? Trying to 'read' the waffle-iron...
2006-06-30 05:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can u play Marco Polo with her?
think about it, not too much fun is it...
2006-06-30 06:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by summerain2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋