1. jam minature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. see how many you can do at once
2. use your mastercard to pay for your visa and vice versa
3. pop some popcorn without putting the lid on
4. when some one says "have a nice day." tell them you have other plans
5. make a list of things to do that youve alreday done
6. dance naked in fron of your pets
7. put al your toddlers best clothes on backwords and send him off to preshool as if nothing is out of the ordinary
8. fill out your tax forms using roman numerals
9. tape picture of your boss on watermeloms and launch them from high places. leaf through national geographic and draw underwear on the natives
10. tatto "out to lunch" on your forehead
11. go shopping. buy everything. sweat in it. return it the next day
12. buy a subscription of sleazoid weekly and send it to your bosses wife
13. pay your electric bill in five cent pieces
14. drive to work in reverse
15. polish your car with ear wax
2006-06-30
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