1. jam minature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. see how many you can do at once
2. use your mastercard to pay for your visa and vice versa
3. pop some popcorn without putting the lid on
4. when some one says "have a nice day." tell them you have other plans
5. make a list of things to do that youve alreday done
6. dance naked in fron of your pets
7. put al your toddlers best clothes on backwords and send him off to preshool as if nothing is out of the ordinary
8. fill out your tax forms using roman numerals
9. tape picture of your boss on watermeloms and launch them from high places. leaf through national geographic and draw underwear on the natives
10. tatto "out to lunch" on your forehead
11. go shopping. buy everything. sweat in it. return it the next day
12. buy a subscription of sleazoid weekly and send it to your bosses wife
13. pay your electric bill in five cent pieces
14. drive to work in reverse
15. polish your car with ear wax
2006-06-30 02:48:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get a life maybe a job would help
2006-06-30 02:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by shirleypowers1953 4 · 2⤊ 7⤋
nice tht was funny lol ty for pts.
2006-06-30 09:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by Shelby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't see how they deal with stress but they're funny. i'll give you that one.
2006-06-30 09:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by vampgirlgcl27 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thatreally helps!!!
it made me laugh like hell!!!
2006-06-30 09:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the Laugh
2006-06-30 09:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by rranderson1968 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋