IF YOU WANT someone to bring you the paper without tearing it apart to remove the sports section then...., Buy a Dog, If you wantsomeone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it!s not as good as his Mother made it, then buy a dog.... If you want someone to go out at any hour for as long as you want whenever you want, then buy a dog..... If you want someone who is content to only get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, then buy a dog ...If you want someone who never criticizes youno matter what you do, doesn!t care if you are ugly or pretty, fat or thin,young or old, who acts as if every word you said unconditional, perpetually, is good, then buy a dog..... BUT on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come home when you call, ignores you totally when you comehome, and only comes home to eat sleep, and acts as if your entire existence was solely to ensure his happiness,.........then buy a cat,,,,!!!!!!!
2007-03-13
14:17:31
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Andy
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