So......
The other day, my cat and I were discussing hairballs and what not, then all of a sudden he brings up the subject of poop. I mean, we're having a perfectly good conversation, then why does he want to talk about poop? He seems obsessed with it to me. II tried to change the subject to something else that I knew he was interested in like squirrels and birds.
So anyway, he said something about this one squirrel who always laughs at him while he's sitting in front of the door. He said that if he could get out he'd kick that squirrel's..........well, THEN he goes right back to the poop subject.
He said he wanted to discuss the so-called "litter problem" we seem to have. We? I said, "You're the one with poops the size of a mountain lion", and he said, "Yeah, and you're the one who's supposed to scoop the poop". I said, "So, what's your point?", and he says, "You're slacking". Then he hissed at me.
2006-12-05
06:27:18
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