So......
The other day, my cat and I were discussing hairballs and what not, then all of a sudden he brings up the subject of poop. I mean, we're having a perfectly good conversation, then why does he want to talk about poop? He seems obsessed with it to me. II tried to change the subject to something else that I knew he was interested in like squirrels and birds.
So anyway, he said something about this one squirrel who always laughs at him while he's sitting in front of the door. He said that if he could get out he'd kick that squirrel's..........well, THEN he goes right back to the poop subject.
He said he wanted to discuss the so-called "litter problem" we seem to have. We? I said, "You're the one with poops the size of a mountain lion", and he said, "Yeah, and you're the one who's supposed to scoop the poop". I said, "So, what's your point?", and he says, "You're slacking". Then he hissed at me.
2006-12-05 06:27:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
I told him he better watch his attitude and then he got physical. He slapped me with his paw! I couldn't believe it! He's got some nerve! So you know what I did? I refused to play with him or scratch him behind the ears for like a whole 3 minutes. I sure showed him who's boss.
Is your cat the boss of you?
2006-12-05 06:28:07 · update #1
Oh KJ, I just read your comment and I'm rolling on the floor! So well said!
2006-12-05 07:05:42 · update #2
I was singing "I want a hippopatamus for Christmas" to my cat and she said if I get a hippo for her to have to fool with, I will regret it.
She also makes me type around her on the computer.
Yes, she's the boss!
2006-12-05 06:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he's a fecalphiliac (my word of the day).
If I'm reading you right, I think the problem is that you're not scooping the poop often enough?
I guess you could invest in one of those self-cleaning models, but they run around $100. Seems a bit excessive to me....but if you want to keep the peace, perhaps you'd better!
Fortunately, my girls are more forgiving. They have laid down SOME rules, but nothing I can't live with. Even the $2000 or so they made me spend on an bay window they suggested I get for the living room so they'd have a window seat to hang out on for bird watching.
2006-12-05 15:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My two cats decide when I get up in the morning and they decide what I'm going to do as soon as I get up. They decide what types of ornaments will go on the Christmas tree this year and which ones will stay in their boxes for safe keeping. They also decide when my floors are entirely too clean (ever cleaned mouse guts off a wood floor?), they decide when I will pet them and when I am done petting them. They decide which food they will eat as well as which foods I am to never buy again (this conincides with the clean floor thing). My cats also let me know when they feel it's time to wash my bed linens by hacking up a hairball on my pillow or my white down comforter. My cats also decide which of the dogs has to go. My poor JRT, he's been swatted numerous times....
So, in conclusion, I believe my cats are not only the boss of me, but they run the whole damn household!
2006-12-05 14:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by KJ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better start listening to that cat before you end up in more trouble. And don't forget to clean out that litter or it will probably 2 slaps next time.
2006-12-06 05:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup.
They all 5 are bossing me around. Oddly, I'm the only one around here that pays the bills and cleans the litter boxes.
They don't even have dinner ready for me when I get home from work!
Sad.
2006-12-05 14:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by kids and cats 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Mine finally told me that he hates me in my black sweater and that's why it's the only article of clothing I have that he sheds on. I asked him what he would think of the same sweater in blue and he asked what color blue, light blue or dark blue and I said dark blue. You know what he told me? Neither do I but it started with a bunch of hissing and ended with him clawing my big toe. I guess he just doesn't like me in dark colors.
2006-12-05 14:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by koral2800 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok thats just weird. But my cats run my house. Their boss and they know it.
2006-12-05 14:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my cat is the boss of me. All she has to do is meow and I ask how high.
2006-12-05 14:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thanks for making me laugh. Yes, my cat is the boss of me too. She is the queen of the house.
2006-12-05 14:50:28 · answer #9 · answered by Atousa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how do u talk to a cat? I cant communicate with her i just meow and she comes to me..... does that count?
2006-12-05 22:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋