Family & Relationships - 5 August 2007

I have a bad back and shitty knees so I need something that won't bother those specific areas but that are incredible and will WOW my fiance! Any will do. simple or complex.
They can be for anal or vaginal I don't care. I just want to try something new.

Thanks

2007-08-05 12:46:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I thought it was just a stage but its been four years, My heart aches for this guy. We se eachother almost everday. I just feel so sick inside. I have been married for a long time I would hate to throw alll this away and find that it was never meant to be in the first place ........any advice ?

2007-08-05 12:41:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

what are some good dating websites that can show other people that live in your area....free ones please

2007-08-05 12:40:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

When me and my husband are making love i often fantasize about having another girl with us. Or just seeing him with another girl and this really turns me on but i'm just a little confuse about the whole thing. So Does This Mean I'm By !!!

2007-08-05 12:38:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I'm 27 and she is 18. we had been dating for 4 months and found out she is pregnant. I understand she is scared and confused about everything going on but she has just shut down. she won't talk to anyone not even her mom. She decided that she doesn't want to be in a relationship for a while and said she wants to be "friends". So i moved out and I am trying to get on with life. I want to be there for her but she runs and hides every time I'm around. she said I could be in the delivery room and she still loves me but she won't talk to me about anything. her mom and dad call me to let me know what happened at dr. appts and how she is doing but she won't.

2007-08-05 12:37:04 · 3 answers · asked by confused 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

what do i do?
I want something more like I love him and i want to be marry but all we do is fight and makeup all the time
should stay here or just stop this relation now

2007-08-05 12:36:29 · 8 answers · asked by stefy2envy 1 in Family

at this time i have a boi friend but i dnt wnt to tell her becuz i dnt wnt her tothink i went behind her back...which i did...but i wnt her to trust me and i think this may make her not trust me....i need opinion from parents and peers ....i wnt to know what i can say or do to let her give me a chance....signed by::::::i wnt to date!!!!

2007-08-05 12:33:59 · 14 answers · asked by R.S. 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-08-05 12:33:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH ??????

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of
women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn,
you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.
Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman
leaving the stall.
You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait
has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the
modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but
empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but
there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck,
Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank
down your pants, and assume " The Stance."
In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake.
You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wip e the
seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance."
To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you
discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can
hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the
seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake
more.
You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday,
the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your
neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at
the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest
way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail .
Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The
door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your
chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the
toilet.
"Occupied!" you scream, as you reach f or the door, dropping your
precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your
footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is
wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late.
Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life
form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper -
not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that
your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're
certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because,
frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could
get."
By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so
confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose
against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that
covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The
flush somehow suck s everything down with such force that you grab onto the
empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.
At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and
the wet toilet seat.
You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your
pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.
You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic
sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk
past the line of women still waiting.
You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the
very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from
your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from
your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you
just might need this."
As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used,
and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took y ou so long,
and why is your purse hanging around your neck?"
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public
restrooms (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to
the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other
commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs.
It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand
you Kleenex under the door!

2007-08-05 12:32:42 · 9 answers · asked by Nita and Michael 7 in Marriage & Divorce

I've been separated from my husband for 2 months now. At the beginning I couldn't accept it and would try to get him back but nothing worked. He would say he would file for the divorce and never did. Then I just acted tough and at one point he would call to "check up" on me. He even dedicated a song to me and called drunk at 4am. I would show no emotion. Then we would jus argue about nothing, and now I just got vulnerable and told him how I feel that I want him back and don't want the divorce. Point is that he said he's confused, doesn't know if he wants the divorce and now we're friends, we get along pretty well and we even flirt! It's killing me because it's like he still doesn't know what he wants. He says that if it were up to him we'd be together but that I haven't changed so I believe that our friendsip will show him that I have. He says he's scared that we won't work out agan. But then he says he's happier w/o but then again that he misses and loves me. Will we get back?!

2007-08-05 12:29:38 · 28 answers · asked by Lily 2 in Marriage & Divorce

If a girl IM`s you everyday...and she talks to you is that annoying?

2007-08-05 12:29:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I don't want t seem cheap but I'm on a tight budget and I'm afraid others will think that I don't care...I know I shouldn't care but I don't want to give a bad impression

2007-08-05 12:28:41 · 13 answers · asked by designer4fun 2 in Weddings

You walked into my life,
not knowing what to expect.
The anger and darkness that filled me frightened you,
but something kept you from leaving me.

Not knowing why you're still here,
your mind is a roller coaster of thoughts,
and feelings you never expected,
But strangely you never wanted them to end.

I could see your feelings grow for me;
the lust in your eyes cannot be mistaken,
with each day it grows more and more,
like the moon in the night's sky.

You're still confused on why you stay,
Knowing that your life could end at any moment.
The danger you're in, from just being with me,
excites you in a way you never knew existed.

What you don't realize is that I know what you are feeling;
you generally love me for the person I am.
What you don't know is that I am not a person at all,
but a creature of the night, a creature that could kill you at any
moment.

And yet I let you stay, knowing what I could do,
I fear that I might have feelings for you.

2007-08-05 12:24:49 · 1 answers · asked by I'm Gods gift to 1 gurl..Who may she be? 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

also hes illeagal immagrant

2007-08-05 12:23:48 · 1 answers · asked by audra r 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

ok heres my story...... i like this girl ALOT for some reason she really grew on me cause i havent seen her in a long time. we never really talked we only met a few times , didnt go to school together , didnt grow up in the same town , we only know of eachother the only reason i know her cause im friends with alot of people in her school well we r both 19 so no more high school but im friends with alot of people in her town and i found her really hot. too hot for me anyway .. ok heres my problem shes been dating this guy still for 2 years and now it seems like hes makin no mistakes hes gonna be around forever which sucks lol and which makes it harder is that they share the same friends so they will even see eachother all the time if they were to ever break up which makes it convinient. so i need advice on how to make an attempt to get her thanks

2007-08-05 12:21:33 · 1 answers · asked by Diplomat/Byrd Gang 2 in Singles & Dating

my mom wants to take me to the mall for back to school shopping. i know we didn't have that much money so i looked for a couple of clothes for cheap that i liked

i found a auction that was going for 10 bucks that had over 20 pounds of clothes.
i showed my mom and when i showed her the pictures of the clothes she stared at it and said No like it was me asking to move away. i asked her why she said no plus i said i would pay for it.

ok all the clothes are listed as punk/emo/goth girls clothes and are all black. my mom was goth at my age and had those clothes. WHY won't she let me get them my dad hasn't seen it yet.

2007-08-05 12:17:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

A girl my friend started going out with slipped me her number, told me she wish she would of met me first when my friend invite me to meet them at a bar. I gave her my number too. Reason being is a girl this same friend was going out years earlier came on to me at his Dad's B-party and told him she wanted to go out with me instead at the party. He kept seeing his girl and she eventally cheated on him. So I gave her my # so when she called I would have evidence. I even told this girl she should break it off with him if she is not into him.I told my friend what I did and he is upset I took her number. I told him the only reason I did because of what happened in the past. I thought at the time I was doing him a favor...especially everything that he went through in the past with this other girl who came on to me. I think he really likes this girl, but she is not that into him. I thinking about calling her and banging her since I am being guilt into thinking I already have.

2007-08-05 12:15:21 · 9 answers · asked by vvicked01 2 in Singles & Dating

Been planning the honeymoon but lately my bride to be and her mother have been taking over the plans and changing them. They reject any of my suggestions and have so far doubled the cost of the trip (from $5000 to $10,000
). I am the one paying for this but they always respond the wedding is all about the bride so it should be her choice. Do you think this is right or should i make them pay for it if i can't make any decisions in relation.

2007-08-05 12:12:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

i had a crush on my best friend, i'll call him joey. well i liked joey for a while, then my friend paige started going out with joey. so i stopped liking him cuz i wouldnt hurt paige, now he is about to brake up with paige, and i found out he likes me. joey liked me for a while.and idk wat to do, i dont want to hurt paige, but i like joey now and i dont want to hurt me and joeys friendship by going out with him.

2007-08-05 12:07:26 · 10 answers · asked by just me 1 in Friends

2007-08-05 12:00:12 · 10 answers · asked by revoltingmuledropedriderfromback 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

im 15 and i see my grandma once a week. when i go to the store with her, she always holds my hand and puts her arm around me. what does that mean? she kisses me on the cheek and told me on the phone that she loves me.

2007-08-05 11:48:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

That just about everytime a man or woman cheats on their significant other, alcohol seems to be involved?

I've lost count of the people who have come on here to confess and said: "We were drinking."

Is it possible we could eliminate infidelity by simply doing away with beer, wine, etc?

2007-08-05 11:45:54 · 10 answers · asked by posttk421 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-08-05 11:43:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I found out my husband has been posting personal ads on the internet. He either says he's married, or says he will tell them later. One says he is looking for discreet, kinky sex with a woman. One of them also says he's not sure if he wants more kids, and we have been trying to get pregnant for over a year. I confronted him about these ads and he says him and the guys at work were just screwing around as a joke and looking up fat, nasty women, and women from other countries. He says he is not talking to any of these woman. But I have seen where he sends them little messages saying hi, or email me, or whatever. I told him I couldn't believe he would disrespect me like that. He said sorry and he will stop doing it, that it was just a joke anyway and he was just messing around. I found that he had been sending a few women messages on myspace also but none of them had written back.....what gives? Should I be worried? I never thought he was capable of cheating....help me!

2007-08-05 11:43:15 · 23 answers · asked by babyj248 4 in Marriage & Divorce

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2007-08-05 11:40:41 · 18 answers · asked by spiderlily 2 in Singles & Dating

I recently posted because I am newly married and left another state and good job to live with my then soon to be husband. Now I am here, we are married things are different. I am leaving already because he is displeased with my weight. He says that I dont make him happy. At first I was really hurt, I didnt understand. But I know my worth, and I know that I deserve far more. He will reap what he sows. No one is guaranteed to stay the same weight, people may loose or gain. I have already lost 40lbs but that does seem to be good enough.

I am pissed because I am sitting in the house dress nice but my hair is all over my head in the privacy of my own home because I was scratching my hair then I hear some keys turn thinking it was my husband, its his son and his son's mom. She could have just dropped him off and left, but she came in here to see what I looked like. My stepson is 13, he does not need to be walked in. Then she spoke and proceded pass me and went to the rear of the apartment

2007-08-05 11:39:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Ok...my cousin...she isn't really my cousin. But they call me their cousin. Well she is getting married and I HATE the guy she is marrying! He is an asshole to me and I wanna slap him in the face whenever I see him. And I told my mom that I am not going. And she told me I have to. But I don't want to go because I don't feel like I should have to since they really aren't family but my whole family is invited because they think my family is their family...and its confusing but I don't want to go. And my bro won't have to go. And my mom said if we go as a family I need to go. And I said just tell them I am sick or something. Because I really could care less...should I have to go?

2007-08-05 11:36:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

By viewing this question, I have magically impregnated you. Your welcome.

2007-08-05 11:35:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I am living far from my country and my culter,married for 5 years, have an unrespectful husband that swears at me infront of our 2 years old son.I am very sorry for my son because of not being able to give him a happy family atmospher and I think he would be happier with a brother or a sister.Would it be fare on the coming baby?

2007-08-05 11:29:47 · 27 answers · asked by motherinlove 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Why is child support enforcement propped up by over five billion dollars in federal funds each year, while the enforcement of visitation rights receives almost no special federal assistance?

2007-08-05 11:24:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce