Ladies, is this the truth about the ladies room or what?

Question

ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH ??????

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of
women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn,
you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.
Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman
leaving the stall.
You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait
has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the
modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but
empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but
there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck,
Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank
down your pants, and assume " The Stance."
In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake.
You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wip e the
seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance."
To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you
discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can
hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the
seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake
more.
You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday,
the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your
neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at
the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest
way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail .
Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The
door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your
chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the
toilet.
"Occupied!" you scream, as you reach f or the door, dropping your
precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your
footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is
wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late.
Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life
form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper -
not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that
your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're
certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because,
frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could
get."
By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so
confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose
against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that
covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The
flush somehow suck s everything down with such force that you grab onto the
empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.
At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and
the wet toilet seat.
You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your
pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.
You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic
sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk
past the line of women still waiting.
You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the
very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from
your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from
your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you
just might need this."
As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used,
and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took y ou so long,
and why is your purse hanging around your neck?"
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public
restrooms (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to
the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other
commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs.
It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand
you Kleenex under the door!

this was a email sent to me today but a unknown author, thought i'd share it.

Answer 1

Ha ha - all too true - and that's not even mentioning when you've got small children with you too!

Answer 2

Try if you can to find a single-stall restroom for him to use and just stand outside the door. I wouldn't send a kid alone into a men's room though. I think they should start making all restrooms like that personally - too many bad things happen in those things. I'm 23 and I don't even go into public restrooms alone lol. Maybe you could try to invite a male friend or relative when you go places too? You kind of have to use your own judgement about the place too - some places might be ok for him to go in by himself but some places like ball games or malls would be a bad idea.

Answer 3

Yes, it as the truth. I had to do community service one time(that's another story) and sorry to say it, but it will happen to the best of us. Ladies, it's really our own faults. We who think our houses need to be clean we woman are nasty when it come to our public bathrooms...we can't blame this on the men this time......So if it you, who leave the restroom with that piece of tissue stick to your shoe you can only blame yourself.....

Answer 4

oh so true so bloody true have a star, ill know you the next time i see you, you will be the one coming out of the toilet with damp knickers and youre bag around your neck pml

Answer 5

lol. omg! public bathrooms are horrible!!!!!! i hate them.
and why are women so nasty?! i can go into a public bathroom without there being toilet paper on the floor, urine on the seat, and the lil "trashcan" open where u see things you dont want to see. yuck!!!!

Answer 6

No. Don't cut and paste without attributing a source; it's just rude.

Answer 7

Oh god that's hilarious but soooo bloody true honey!!!!

Answer 8

if only men knew!

Answer 9

OH MY GOD!!!! thats all i can say,LOL