Jokes & Riddles - December 2007

....is he still wrong ?

2007-12-12 04:31:43 · 31 answers · asked by bbq 6

there are two roads. one leads to hell, and the other leads to heaven. there is a guy at the fork, and you can ask him one quesiton that is answerable by yes or no. you don't know if the guy's an angel or a devil, and the angel always tells the truth while the devil always lies. what question will you ask him to know which way leads to heaven? (or to hell)

2007-12-12 04:18:45 · 29 answers · asked by Jean Anderson 3

1. Which path did the crazy man take out of the woods?

2. You are a busdriver, 10 people get on, 2 people get off, 25 people get on, 14 get off..... what colour is the busdrivers eyes??

3. A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

4. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Who can answer all of these put your brains to work...

2007-12-12 04:04:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

You Know You're Getting Old When ...
• A fortune teller offers to read your face.
• All your favorite music groups now only have "The Best Of ..." compilation CD's at the stores.
• The little old gray-headed lady you help across the street is your wife.
• You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
• Your children begin to look middle aged.
• Your little address book contains only names ending in M. D.
• You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
• You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
• You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
• You've already gone to two Woodstock festivals in your lifetime.

2007-12-12 03:53:00 · 7 answers · asked by Jake5282 3

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:"

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". . .and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable!" said the judge. To the second boy the judge said," And you, how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles...

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". . .and said (pointing to the small circle) 'this is your asshole before prison. . . .

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

You and I need to clean up,

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear,

if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW





Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression. Mourning as if it were only yesterday, her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that means. One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks "Why the panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night it's the same scenario. Her standing with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this... a black condom?" He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."

2007-12-12 02:51:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

2 Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

3 Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

4 Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

5 Q: why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

6 Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.

7 Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!

8 Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.

9 Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
A: Because they've got big fingers.

10 Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bulldozer!

2007-12-12 02:45:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

2007-12-12 02:41:03 · 24 answers · asked by HD 1

Who was the 1st person to die in the electric chair? Where did it happen? What did they do? and When did it happen?

2007-12-12 02:31:48 · 11 answers · asked by tootie 3

Why did the condom hit the wall? Cuz it was pissed off!!

2007-12-12 02:27:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde had learned to fly a helicopter and was ready for her first solo flight. She was worried about going up alone however and asked her instructor to keep in touch over the radio.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "Everything is fine. The view up here is beautiful."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how well things were going. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
Then, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said: "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the fan."

2007-12-12 02:03:34 · 8 answers · asked by Nancy M 7

George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me."

Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," says "Oh, they're only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street.

Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid."

George Bush agrees. "He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

2007-12-12 00:29:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the stage carrying a rose, you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line; "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "What happened? Did I forget my line?" he asked. "No, you idiot!" the director screamed, "You forgot the rose!"

2007-12-12 00:21:08 · 11 answers · asked by Viva Life 2

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of
it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's
up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag!"

2007-12-12 00:13:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "I wish I had your will power."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.

2007-12-12 00:10:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Will you marry me?" Really means....
"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"Go ask your mother." Really means....
"I am incapable of making a decision."

"I do help around the house." Really means....
"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means....
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it." Really means....
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?" Really means....
"What did you catch me at?"

"She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means....
"She refused to make my coffee."

"I heard you." Really means....
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else." Really means....
"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific." Really means....
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I brought you a present." Really means....
"It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."

"I missed you." Really means....
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means....
"No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework." Really means....
"I make the messes, she cleans them up."

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means....
"Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"It sure snowed last night." Really means...
"I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now."

"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means....
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means....
"This time we won't use the drive-thru window."

2007-12-12 00:03:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means....
"As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."

"It's a guy thing." Really means....
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means....
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really mean....
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"Good idea." Really means....
"It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

"Have you lost weight?" Really means....
"I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."

"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means....
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain." Really means....
"I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means....
"The batteries in the remote are dead."

"I got a lot done." Really means....
"I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

"We're going to be late." Really means....
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means....
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means....
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means....
"Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means....
"I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me." Really means....
"You want me to stay awake."

"It's a really good movie." Really means....
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars."

"That's women's work." Really means....
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

2007-12-12 00:01:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"

He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

Sally replied, "I want you to communicate your feelings."

"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Billy... "I have no idea what that means."

The little girl nods and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."

2007-12-11 23:59:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure"Category
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

2007-12-11 23:55:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees. In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn and get some milk from a cow.

Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn and goes to investigate. He then sees the salesman coming out of the barn-soaking wet and with a white liquid dripping down his face. The farmer asks, "What happened to you?" The salesman says, "I just got thirsty, so I milked your cow. It was so dark in there I don't know how I did it. But I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have drank a gallon of it!"

The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and says, "But we don't have a cow. We just have a bull."

2007-12-11 23:40:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Because it was dead

Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was tied to the 1st monkey

Why did the Blonde monkey fall out of the tree?

Because she thought it was a game!!!

2007-12-11 23:33:49 · 18 answers · asked by SuperStu 2

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Paddy from Ireland 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"He thought he was having his picture taken!"

2007-12-11 22:50:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Driving to work this morning in the fast lane of the motorway, I looked over to my left and there was this woman in a brand new Jaguar doing just 50 mph, with her face right up to the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much that:-

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the toast out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and soaked my trousers, ruined the phone and disconnected a very important call.

Damn Those Stupid Women Drivers!

2007-12-11 21:33:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mental anxienty,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

2007-12-11 20:17:36 · 12 answers · asked by Farah 4

An obese man went to a place where it was advertised that,"Unique Package to reduce weight".He was told that he can make love with a beautiful girl that he will be seeing provided he is able to catch her within half-an-hour.He paid the fees and went inside.He saw a beautiful girl and started chasing her but could not catch the girl in half-an-hour.He was sweating like anything.He was informed that there is another special package which he could try the next day.He was thrilled as he will be getting a very beautiful girl.
Next day,when he paid the money for the package,he was informed that a woman will be chasing him and if she catches him,she will have sex with him.He was very happy as he thought that it will be easy.As the game started he was shocked to see an ugly old lady starting to chase him......

2007-12-11 20:11:45 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous

I thought (as always I do some good thinking while on the loo, as a matter a fact as a child my time outs used to be in the bathroom sitting on the loo. No joke!) Anyway, I thought, how people have come far with inventions, I mean look at the toilet or as some may call " the dump bowl," it is something so simple yet such an amazing invention, cause imagine if we had to dump on the potty like hundreds of years ago? How horrible it would be to carry the potty out and try to dig a hole to burry your own poop? And the smell? Oh my the smell! Anyway while on the loo I thought of some wonderful inventions throughout the years, can you name some? One per person!!!

2007-12-11 20:08:07 · 18 answers · asked by ♀♥♂ LOVE IS A FUNNY THING ♂♥♀ 2

1. President of the largest steel company?

2. President of the largest gas company?

3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?

4. Greatest wheat speculator?

5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?

6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days.
Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them.

The Answers:

1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.

6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide.

However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen. What became of him?

He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death.

The Moral:
Screw work. Play golf.

2007-12-11 19:11:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

The doctor says to Murphy. “Right Murphy. Your wife has just had her
tenth baby. I think it’s time you started taking precautions.”



“Oi’ll take anything that stops me wife havin’ more babies.” Says
Murphy.



“Right then Murphy. Here’s a prescription for condoms. Take it to the
chemist and he will give you a box of 100.”



“Roight.” Says Murphy. “But what do Oi do with’em.”



“No problem.” says Doc, “The instructions are on the box.”



A few weeks later, Murphy calls to see the Doctor.

“Can you come round please doctor. Oi think me wife’s pregnant.”



“Pregnant!“ says the doctor. “Didn’t you use the condoms?”



“Ter be sure Oi did. But they weren’t any good.” Says Murphy.



The doctor calls round to Murphy’s house and Murphy lets him in.

When they go into the front room, the doctor sees an upright piano in
the corner.

Hammered into the top of the piano, at each end, are two 6 inch nails.

A condom is stretched tight and tied to the two nails.



The doctor points at the condom on the nails.

“What’s that doing there?” he asks.



“Well that’s what the instructions on the packet said.” Says Murphy.

“The instructions said. Stretch well over organ, Well, as I haven’t got
an organ, I thought a piano would do.”

2007-12-11 19:06:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough, sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."

2007-12-11 19:06:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again"


The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

2007-12-11 18:58:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on several subjects, including...

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

2007-12-11 18:52:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous