1 Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
2 Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.
3 Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
4 Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
5 Q: why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
6 Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.
7 Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!
8 Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.
9 Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
A: Because they've got big fingers.
10 Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bulldozer!
2007-12-12 02:45:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah thanks from the kids from canal bank ,......lol
2007-12-12 03:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-12 04:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 mit ave been to get his hole filled
2trinkey
3it woofed sparks
4cos they frezin their bluetits off
5cos they cod count
6jordans /models faces lite b4 makeup then dark meow
7hotcats instead of hotdogs an slush kitten instead of slush puppies
8maths cos there adders
9to shove bananas up
10mr whoever ya partener is haha cos they snore like a bull
2007-12-12 06:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss always you won a star by me,by your's superb and nice awesome jokes...keep going
2016-05-23 05:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The child inside of me is laughing with delight.
2007-12-12 03:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, stay away from those Christmas crackers hun, they for the table, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-12 03:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it looks like you have opened your Christmas crackers early. hahahaha
2007-12-12 06:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww....I like griend!
Birkenhead or Liverpool? LOL !
2007-12-12 06:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-12 03:14:01 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,Ha,Ha,funny jokes keep them coming,I love to laugh,Thank You,Ha,Ha,Ha,LOL
2007-12-12 06:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Good stuff!
2007-12-12 05:44:34 · answer #11 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋