In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "I wish I had your will power."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
2007-12-12 00:10:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Nonsense - all men know they only have TWO faults
Everything they say and everything they do.
2007-12-12 00:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by hemsty 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
all were too good and few more from me
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
2007-12-12 01:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Philomena 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
made me laugh even tho I saw that lots of times
2007-12-12 00:14:21 · answer #3 · answered by curtis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-12 00:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-12-12 21:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good and mostly True, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate, are you watching Man.United vs Liverpool this weekend.??I'm Hoping they draw.!!
2007-12-12 18:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-12 03:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another good one and a star
2007-12-12 00:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-12 00:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
cant live with em cant live without em!
much as they drive us crazy you gotta love em
2007-12-12 00:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋