There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the stage carrying a rose, you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line; "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "What happened? Did I forget my line?" he asked. "No, you idiot!" the director screamed, "You forgot the rose!"
2007-12-12 00:21:08 · 11 answers · asked by Viva Life 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!! that was a really classic joke :) 10/10 and star for you
2007-12-12 00:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by randomer10101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 00:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by trippi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that a good one. I gave u a star.
2007-12-12 00:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny a star for U
2007-12-12 00:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ... funny indeed ...
just imagine smelling your fingers ... and ...
ahhhhh, the sweet aroma of .... (where did the fingers came from) ... where else but from the mistress's ____?!?
2007-12-12 02:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahahahahahahaha 9.5
2007-12-12 00:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely hilarious! I'll give it a six! :DDD
2007-12-12 02:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by Veronica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
2007-12-12 00:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but to tell u the truth, itz not dat funny...
out of 10, probably 5.5 ... im REALLY sorry, but datz the truth, for me
i dunno abt the others, but yeah. i think the others would like it, but somehow.. i dnt like it, yeah..
sorry no star
:(
p.s sorry again...
>.<
2007-12-12 00:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by it's a secret 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, it is funny - *
2007-12-12 00:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by mak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋