A blonde had learned to fly a helicopter and was ready for her first solo flight. She was worried about going up alone however and asked her instructor to keep in touch over the radio.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "Everything is fine. The view up here is beautiful."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how well things were going. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
Then, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she said: "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the fan."
2007-12-12 02:03:34 · 8 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ho! ho! ho!
Great punch line... What a riot. A keeper!!!!
2007-12-12 02:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond, a brunette and a redhead are on the backside of a staircase to get right into a club. The bouncer says in case you will get to the appropriate of the stairs without guffawing you're aloud in. He tells them a comedian tale. The brunette gets up 3 stairs till now guffawing, the crimson head gets up 5 stairs till now guffawing. The blond gets to the 2d final stairs than starts guffawing. The Bouncer asks her why she started guffawing whilst she became fantastically much there and he or she says "I in simple terms have been given the comedian tale"
2016-11-03 00:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing there wasn't an ejection seat...
2007-12-12 02:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by n1ck3l_5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa lol. Thats something I would do!
2007-12-12 04:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, that is a great blonde joke. I loved it, great job!
2007-12-12 11:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Hilarious!!!
2007-12-12 02:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by Smooth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-12-12 02:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by DT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol LMAO!
2007-12-12 02:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋