An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again"
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
2007-12-11 18:58:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2007-12-11 20:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From Sir Jeph...... 2 blonde women walk right into a branch save. They walk as much as the physique spray counter and %. up a pattern bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and scents it, ‘that is very effective, do not you think of, Kathy?’ Kathy takes a sniff and replies, ‘that is effective. what's it talked approximately as?’ ‘Viens a moi,’ replies Nancy. ‘Viens a moi? What the heck does that propose?’ At this diploma the assistant provides some help. ‘Viens a moi, women folk, skill 'come to me' in French.’ Nancy takes yet another sniff, then provides her arm to Kathy returned, and feedback, ‘that doesn't scent like come to me. Does that scent like come to you?’
2016-10-01 10:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by nembhard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hes poor family wont get anything
2007-12-11 19:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have heard before and it's still funny!
2007-12-12 00:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! hehehe
2007-12-11 19:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fu nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee! CJ A star for you!
2007-12-12 08:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this 1 b4, but it's still very funny.
2007-12-12 08:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, he was so lucky he did not hear of his planned death.
2007-12-12 07:57:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, have heard that one before, yet still very good..
2007-12-11 20:38:02 · answer #9 · answered by unity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-12-12 17:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋