1. Which path did the crazy man take out of the woods?
2. You are a busdriver, 10 people get on, 2 people get off, 25 people get on, 14 get off..... what colour is the busdrivers eyes??
3. A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
4. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Who can answer all of these put your brains to work...
2007-12-12 04:04:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blueberry-Girl then why did you come in and comment if it's the stupidest thing you have read? And why are you in J&R...this is the fun section not the senior citizens section..that would be that WAY-
2007-12-12 04:12:07 · update #1
Answers:
PhyscoPath
your color eyes
maid
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
2007-12-12 04:32:50 · update #2
1. pshycoPATH
2. Brown (I am the busdriver and my eyes are brown)
3. The Maid - no mail on Sundays
4. An apple a day keeps "doctor" away . seven apples for each day of busdriver's week long trip
2007-12-12 04:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Pankaj G 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Who cares which path the psychopath took?
2. I am the bus driver and my eyes are still the same color they were when I started.
3. The Butler did it. He was cleaning out the dead guy's closet. The maid could have been picking up the forgotten mail from Saturday.
4. A week has 7 days. 7 apples for the 7 days, should help to keep the doctor away. Unless the doctor is smarter and buys her Godiva chocolate instead.
2007-12-12 12:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by DB 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Psycho
2. my eyes are brown
3. It was the Maid She claimed that she was getting the mail but there is no mail on a Sunday!
4.An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
2007-12-12 12:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.
2. i'm the bus driver so my eyes are brown
3. the maid, mail doesn't come on Sundays.
4. an apple a day keeps the doctors away
2007-12-12 12:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. he took the one that leads out of the woods ?
2. blue because i am the bus driver and mine are blue
3. the maid - because there is no mail at the weekend ie sat and sunday
4. an apple a day keeps the doctor away so he gave her 7 apples for the 7 days he'l be away.
im gutted i didnt get the first one thats just a pure guess?
2007-12-12 12:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Caz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Psycho Path
2. My eyes are blue
3. The maid - there's no mail on a sunday
4. "an apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
2007-12-12 12:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Blow at High Doe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. He didn't take any path because he's "not out of the woods" in regards to his mental health.
2. My eyes are brown
3. The maid because there is no mail on Sunday
4. One apple for each day to keep the doctor away
How did I do?
2007-12-12 12:13:46 · answer #7 · answered by hadadat1996 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) a psychopath
2) blue
3) the maid... mail doesn't come on sundays
4) an apple a day keeps the doctor away
2007-12-12 12:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Queen of Cups 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. nothing
2. brown (my eyes are brown)
3. maid. there's no mail on sunday
4. an apple a day keeps the doctor away
2007-12-12 12:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jean Anderson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.psycho path
2. brown (my eye color)
3. The maid, no mail on Sunday
4..To keep the Dr. away (an apple a day keeps the Dr. away.)This was way too easy
2007-12-12 12:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Medicine Woman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋