Because it was dead
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the 1st monkey
Why did the Blonde monkey fall out of the tree?
Because she thought it was a game!!!
2007-12-11 23:33:49 · 18 answers · asked by SuperStu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
y do blonde's always have 2 b the stupid ppl?!?!?! LOL
2007-12-11 23:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a bedtime tale? I even have raised 5 little ones and 5 grand little ones (one on the way!) and that i haven't heard of this one! I even have although heard this one: 3 little monkeys leaping on the mattress, one fell off and bump his head. Momma mentioned as the wellness care expert and the wellness care expert mentioned, "not greater monkeys leaping on the mattress!"
2016-10-11 03:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's here it for the blondes!
Woohoo!
lol
2007-12-11 23:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mom of 2 great boys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, on a scale of 3.
2007-12-11 23:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by the bright side of life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
StupidFunny!!!
2007-12-11 23:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by TabzWfy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres a better joke for you, 2 POINTS!! no really i get 2 points
2007-12-11 23:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by nichole l 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! Just my kind of humour. I love it!
2007-12-12 01:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by cosmicmoon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...this "dude" and his "blonde" girl-friend were walking down the road and he said... "look, a dead bird" ! ...she looked up in the sky and said... "where"...?
2007-12-11 23:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
almost made me laugh. Almost but not quite
2007-12-11 23:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love that! Haha!
2007-12-12 00:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋