A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough, sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
2007-12-11 19:06:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is too funny. I am a bartender, and we have a highway patrol officer that insists on pulling over anyone that leaves the parking lot. She is a blond also. I think I might have to print this out and give it to her next time she pulls me over for no reason.
2007-12-11 19:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by J XVIII 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is still funny. Now if you only knew some good blond jokes it would make a lot of smart blonds happy too!
2007-12-12 10:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha you sure do have a way of making me laugh. Thats cool, fancy reading your jokes.
2007-12-12 15:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... one of the best "blonde jokes" i've heard in a long time... cheers!!
2007-12-12 03:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by moonlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. wow!! blonde jokes, they never get old.
2007-12-12 16:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Real funny!
2007-12-12 08:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats dumb
2007-12-13 01:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
2007-12-12 05:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, it took me a minute, but hahahha
2007-12-12 17:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha have a star
2007-12-12 04:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋