Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Paddy from Ireland 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken!"
2007-12-11 22:50:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lovely joke!!! Oi laffed me freakin' ed off!!!
2007-12-11 22:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-11 23:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah
2007-12-11 23:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a chuckle outta me
2007-12-12 00:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by curtis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well funny,Thanks foe giving me a laugh,Have a star,Thanks again.
2007-12-11 22:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. I like it but it didn't make me laugh. It was still good.
2007-12-11 22:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, it puts a smile on your face.
2007-12-11 23:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by boynextdoor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, pretty funny.
Here's a star for you.
2007-12-11 22:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer not bad! more I thought bout it the funnier it got!
2007-12-11 22:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by laughesalot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it's funny post some more such jokes
2007-12-11 23:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by ajeyagv003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋