A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2007-12-12 02:41:03 · 24 answers · asked by HD 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one!!!
2007-12-12 04:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-12 10:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-12 10:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-12 12:08:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a woman knows a good man when she sees him.
2007-12-12 10:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jadore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant,,,
2007-12-12 14:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-12 10:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! it's definitely a great joke! where'd you get this fab joke? love it! definitely would tell all my friends if you don't mind :D
2007-12-12 10:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by Veronica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-12 10:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-12 10:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha fantastic lol
2007-12-12 11:26:42 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋