An obese man went to a place where it was advertised that,"Unique Package to reduce weight".He was told that he can make love with a beautiful girl that he will be seeing provided he is able to catch her within half-an-hour.He paid the fees and went inside.He saw a beautiful girl and started chasing her but could not catch the girl in half-an-hour.He was sweating like anything.He was informed that there is another special package which he could try the next day.He was thrilled as he will be getting a very beautiful girl.
Next day,when he paid the money for the package,he was informed that a woman will be chasing him and if she catches him,she will have sex with him.He was very happy as he thought that it will be easy.As the game started he was shocked to see an ugly old lady starting to chase him......
2007-12-11 20:11:45 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brainz,good to hear you again after a long time.I had been missing your answers.
2007-12-11 20:27:51 · update #1
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely joke!!!
2007-12-11 20:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-13 18:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reducing greenhouse emissions is good for the economy, and the environment, so it is a good pursuit. Although the U.S., (because of George W. Bush), is way behind on the Kyoto Protocol, nations such as Europe and Asia have already accepted it. Corporations like Enron and BP, take a humongous profit by stealing tax payers' monies and not having a stipend for the environment, at the cost of consumer's health and payouts. BP was the cause of the Bhopal incident. Chernobl caused leukemia and hundreds of cancer related deaths, due to the radiation at the plant in Russia. So, yes, corporations steal from the public to put up a front to "cheat" the government in global greenhouse reduction emissions. lol@avatar.dmx
2016-04-08 22:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...really a unique way to reduce weight. Great Joke. STAR!!!
2007-12-11 20:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is this a unique way to reduce weight?
2007-12-11 20:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely ! Incidentally Brainz, I love the way you laugh. does it have the same resonant quality that makes it uniquely appealing or is it only on Yaho.. answers that you indulge in this ' hobby' of yours ?I would be eagerly watching for your answer.
2007-12-11 23:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by Jaisingh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
degrease by scrubbing in the shower for 15 minutes then spend 7 minutes shaving 3 minutes toweling off 4 minutes moisturizing and 20 minutes blow drying and styling your hair
2016-06-06 03:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by Dianna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crank your ipod as you walk at 3 5 mph for 23 minutes
2016-08-27 04:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a pasta less spaghetti by mixing shredded zucchini veggie meatballs and raw tomato sauce seasoned with a dash of zesty oregano
2016-08-05 01:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Keisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vow! Really a unique way to loose weight and money simultaneously!
2007-12-11 22:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So exactly how much weight did he lose after one hours running, spread over two days?
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I get it, it's meant to be a joke right?
2007-12-11 20:17:09 · answer #11 · answered by RedMistPete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋