A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees. In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn and get some milk from a cow.
Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn and goes to investigate. He then sees the salesman coming out of the barn-soaking wet and with a white liquid dripping down his face. The farmer asks, "What happened to you?" The salesman says, "I just got thirsty, so I milked your cow. It was so dark in there I don't know how I did it. But I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have drank a gallon of it!"
The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and says, "But we don't have a cow. We just have a bull."
2007-12-11 23:40:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
would've liked to see the look on his face!!
hahahhahahahaha!!
2007-12-12 01:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first is when I was nursing. My mom nursed me till I was past 3, and I did the same with my girls. I remember being in the balcony of church as a young child and I wanted to nurse, but my mom refused, obviously. I wouldn't give up, and I remember getting very mad and shouting (during a prayer, no less) "I want a boobie!". The pastor approached her after church and reminded her there is a nursery there, and she should use it. Also, since I nurse my children so long, they learn tricks like standing to nurse, sitting next to me on the couch and turning their heads to nurse, and my youngest would get the milk started, let go, and then drink like it is a drinking fountain. Or just hold her mouth open and step back and try to catch it in her mouth. Crazy! There are just way too many times I have leaked, soaked, squirted, been asked for milk by toddlers at inappropriate situations, etc. Once I was having a garage sale with my friend and the baby was only 6 months old. I was sitting in the chair nursing her near the lawn when something startled or interested the baby, and she let go just as my let-down occured. My friend laughed so hard, because it was squirting 5 feet out, and as she said, "You can water the lawn with those things!"
2016-04-08 22:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaa! lol lol lol! wht joke i heard was:
The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and says, "But our cow just passed away n my wife sleeps in the barn becoz we had a fight!"
2007-12-11 23:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by *~Sapphire~* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-12 21:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Chris, he's milking the bull, lol.!!!
10/10 mate.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-12 20:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of predictable but I got a chuckle out of it.
2007-12-11 23:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Flavor Vortex 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but i saw the punchline coming way to early.
2007-12-11 23:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Latex 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eww but funny!
2007-12-11 23:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww
But LMFAO
Have a star!
2007-12-11 23:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by cmcconnachie2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-12 03:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋