Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on several subjects, including...
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem ... Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
2007-12-11 18:52:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haaaaaaaaaa...
2007-12-11 19:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Blair Witch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's frickin' hysterical (no pun intended...)... But how many women have you actually lived with? They're all pretty random on their quirks (I suppose we are as well... but I'm quite straight...) And you've got to love them... they're women... the most beautiful critters on earth except for maybe babies (women leak less... which is nice...). Damn good posting though... really made me think... and great reading... men and women are so very different, but we so need and want each other... kind of weird I guess... -dh
2016-04-08 22:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And who would you rather live with , 1) a brother 2) an uncle 3) grandpa 4) a woman who loves you and takes care of you.
2007-12-12 02:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-12-12 11:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by megnalon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! omg my best guy bud was just teasing me about 1,9 and 11 tonight!!!
Haha exspecially 11!!!
Lolz he has to work at 7am and I keep him up on the phone till like 2am most nights lol!!
2007-12-11 19:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by catiebug_19 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG This was sooooooo funny!!! #10 and #12 are so true!!! I couldn't park straight to save my life!!!
2007-12-12 11:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really funny but stop making such long lists to read! =(
2007-12-12 11:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-12 17:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, where do i sign to enter this courses?
2007-12-14 18:43:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol indeed as well as fact, i love it. have a star!
2007-12-12 02:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋