Have you everything you need?

Question

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of
it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's
up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag!"

Answer 1

In a situation like that the air bag means a lot. hahaha good one.

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

Takes something drastic to make folk realise just what they have got!
which in some cases is not a lot!!

LOL!!

10/10 and your star is on its way!! *

Answer 4

Good one ‼

Answer 5

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 6

hehehe, better not try that we aint even married yet, pmsl hun

star time

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Answer 7

this is joke that really got me laughing, its been awhile since i laughed like this so thank you so much

Answer 8

hahahah thats a bute!

Answer 9

LOLZ that iz funny

Answer 10

funny man eh?